Nick Bakay (buh-K-EYE) isn't a real cat, but he played one on TV for seven seasons—as the voice of Salem, the feline familiar with cattitude, on Sabrina, The Teenage Witch. However, such a man's man, can only endure so much female adolescing before reconnecting with his masculine side. For Bakay, that means firing off another opinionated editorial for ESPN.

Second only to Charles Barkley in total sound bites featured in The Quotable ESPN, the all-sport network's resident wit and his signature "Nick Bakay's Tale of the Tape" have been featured on Sportscenter, their over-sized, glossy cousin, ESPN Magazine, NFL Gameday, ESPN's Superbowl and NFL Draft coverage, and ESPN.com.